Newer Things that make you say Ouch!.

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If you find any problems on the site, contact me through Audio Asylum mail.


These are my Open Notes about my Audio Hobby. Since I'm not trying to compete with other modern, really cool-looking web pages, these pages will look like something developed in the 80s. ( Long Live SeaMonkey Composer! )

 The link to Volt's old 2003-ish web pages 

Some of these pages have HTML issues; I'll repair them as I find time.
Some of these pages have grammar issues; I don't know if they'll ever get fixed ;-} .


  Ouch, that capacitor just blew the ends off my pliers!

Tubes can hurt you dead. Don't play with them unless you know what you are doing and respect the danger involved.

Don't work on high voltages alone; someone has to be around to at least laugh at you when you get shocked and have to go change your underwear (or worse, they need to douse you with a fire extinguisher.)

OSHA says dangerous voltages start at 50V peak. The voltage where high voltage risk exists varies with the individual. I have dry skin so I don't notice "Voltage" until it is quite a bit over 50V. Voltages below 50V can hurt you, too. At 24V DC I've seen co-workers be electrically shocked. I have also seen wires throw shrapnel feet, not inches, from failing due to high currents, not high voltages.
Opening an inductive circuit with current flowing will generate high voltages. When a part or wire fails, it can generate high voltages.

Touching a wire that is smoking because of too much current will burn you. It can cut through your "meat" like a hot knife through warm butter. I watched a buddy try to unplug a smoking wire and ended up having to drive him to the ER.

What you "land on" after a shock can do more damage than the shock itself. In my case, my head stopped ringing after a couple of hours, but the sharp edge of a table I landed on made my back hurt for several weeks. Most of my shocks have come from "Bad Test Equipment" or from capacitors coming back to near full voltage after being discharged and removed from a circuit. After landing on that "table," I took a file to the table and removed all the pointy edges. I also "educated" a couple people about using High Voltage resistors, not ones rated for 200V, in High Voltage test fixtures.
 
DIY OUCH

I'm not your guardian; you are responsible for your own safety if you try anything I'm discussing or linking to in these web pages.

These design ideas come with negative warranties,
    if you try them, your warranty is void!

Manufacturers may change their designs over time and some manufacturers do not change their model number when they make the change. Before you make a change, make sure your version of your equipment matches the version the change was written for.

This means before you attempt a modification, make darn sure the stock version is working correctly first. If the stock version has a problem, there is a chance the manufacturer will fix it for you. If you do anything not allowed in the owner's manual and it does not work, it is your challenge to fix it, not mine nor the manufacturer's.

For example, if you hear that putting elephant snot on your circuit will make it perform better, it is your problem to make the circuit work with the elephant snot on it. Nobody, not me, nor the manufacturer, is required to touch a circuit with elephant snot on it. Once elephant snot touches your circuit, your warranty is void. This same concept applies for mods that do not involve elephant snot.

By the way:

1. If you are close enough to an elephant to see its nose without binoculars, you are too close for safety!


2. The odds are 10:1 that real elephant snot is a controlled substance.



VOLTSECOND's 2024 and Later Tube Related Notes and DIY Ideas
 

( 3 Oct 2025 ) Secondary Side HV Solid State Rectifier with Softstart and 18 or 36 or 72 Second Turn On Delay (Small version, No Filament Winding)

( 9 Sept 2025 ) The DisChargeInator: Improved Safety For Big Farad Capacitors
( Duplicate Link ) Calculator for Best Load Line for Parallel Tubes
( Duplicate Link ) Lord Tube Dude, the Pontificating Nosey Parker


Links to Favorite 2003 Vintage Voltsecond (Old) Web pages
 
( 25-Jan-2002 ) Stepped Attenuator Design Notes
( 13-Mar-2003 ) LC Tank Qs
 
( 22-Jul- 2024 ) General Triode Bias Points MilliVolt's gift to me, the Parallel Tube Bias Calculator Tool, is based on this.
( 30-Sep-2001 ) 211 Load Lines Mikey liked this discussion on load lines and distortion.
 
 
Copies of VOLTSECOND's Online Rants
 

Hard to Find or Lost Design Articles

( 1  Aug 2024 ) Time to Dissolve_Fine_Copper Wire_in_Solder ( Don't remember who gave me this. )



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VOLT'S Evil Twin:
AMPSECOND
Ampsecond's Notes and Ideas are in the Hotlink Below

DIY Solid State Circuits are planned for the "Tin Plated Ouch Button" shown below.
Please use 63/37 lead solder on things meant to last more than a few month.
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First version 5-Jun-2024, Last update 21-Aug-2025.
Minor Cleanup 25-Sep-2025.
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Bob, you said you've never seen a warning against sticking your tongue in light sockets. Here it is:

"DANGER: DON'T STICK YOUR TONGUE INTO A LIGHT SOCKET."

Also, Bob, the same warning applies to your other body parts. So,

"DANGER: DON'T LICK YOUR FINGER AND STICK IT INTO A LIGHT SOCKET."

There it is, another step towards saving the world, and the Bobs, from Darwinism.

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